The reader may be forgiven for not believing everything that the Pep Band claims to have done and/or had happen to it. However, when you get 140 brilliant and deranged college students together, throw in some cross-country travel, an open microphone, and life-threatening quantities of alcohol... well, the goddamnedest things sure can happen.
"No! Don't make me go back to that Cursed Pep Band Home Page!"