ShowCo Chairs: James Maxwell (CLAS ’04) and Jim Apple (CLAS ’03)

Wake Forrest Show 11/03/01

Intro: The following presentation may contain violence, adult themes, adult language, adult film stars, whoopee cushions, cottage cheese and /or potentially humorous situations. Parents, please use discretion before allowing your children to view… The Award Winning Virginia Fighting Cavalier Indoor/Outdoor Precision Pep Band!

Form: ISIS

Ann: With UVa’s online course registration system, ISIS, opening in a few weeks, Virginia students can look forward to a number of new interdisciplinary courses. Examples include a new Pre-Med Sociology course taught by guest professor Marvin Gaye, Sexual Healing; from History and Computer Science: 11^th Century Artificial Intelligence and it’s effects in the Battle of Hastings; and finally English Writing and History’s fascinating new ENWR class: The Bernstein Bears and the Post-Nuclear Era.

Flash: Thanks to an amazing new technology, the Pep Band has now formed a computer generated “Magic Eye” image on the field. If you now stare carefully at the field you will be able to see a vivid, 3 dimensional image of “the Pep Band performing in Scott Stadium.”

Form: “EVAH”

Ann: In recent news, Outkast have postponed their October 28^th performance at U-Hall. When asked how long they would have to postpone the show, Outkast replied, “Forever. Forever-ever. Forever-ever.”

Form: “USA”