ShowCo Chairs: James Maxwell (CLAS ’04) and Jim Apple (CLAS ’03)

Penn State Pre-Game Show: 9/13/01

Intro:

Ann: (Miss Cleo voicing) Call me, Miss Cleo. I’ll give you a free tarot reading! Hello? Miss Cleo here. Ahh, I can see that you’re seeing someone now, aren’t you. Someone with an orange vest, yes, you know the one I’m talking about, don’t you? Oh wait, the cards show 2, 3, 5, 100 people in orange vests. Why, why, it must be… The Award Wining Virginia Fighting Cavalier Pep Band!

Form: A Football shifting to Up-Rights during drum break

George Welsh Tribute: (Serious)

(Flash obviously doctored picture of Welsh shaking hands with TJ on HooVision) Ann: The Pep Band would like to direct your attention to the HooVision for a moment. (Pause) Well, maybe this didn’t happen, but George Welsh did outstanding things for Virginia Football in his tenure as head coach. The Pep Band would like to thank Coach Welsh for his devotion. This one goes out to you, George.

Play: On Broadway

Form: ARMY

Ann: Hey! Have any of you seen that new Pirate movie? We hear it’s rated “ARRR.” Apparently in this movie they work at every Pirate’s favorite fast food restaurant, “ARRRBY’s.” In fact the entire movie is based on the Pirate’s favorite branch of the military: (pause, then matter of factly) No, It’s the Navy.

Play: Song

Form: (Waves with Fin)

Ann: In recent national news several shark attacks have shocked the nation. Although in light of these scares we all should be careful when at the beach, we in the Pep Band are still glad to be of the human race, who manage to kill 25 million of these evil-killer-death beasts yearly.

Play: Song