Pep Banned Censored

The following jokes would have been your football entertainment, if the Athletic Department had a sense of humor.
Would you censor this?

•The Pep Band believes that a more severe punishment is in line for violations of the honor system. We propose for the first offense the penalty should be one semester at Virginia Tech. For the second, a four year scholarship!

•The Virginia Pep Band would like to present the top 10 reasons to attend Florida State University
5. They don’t make you count any higher than 5
4. Alligator soup is served in the dining halls
3. Bad grades, no grades, no problem!!
2. Florida is the only state where your vote really matters
1. At least it’s not UNC

•What’s the difference between an Orangeman and a Hokie? A few trips to the end zone.

•A Hokie, a rabbi, a priest, the Pope, Jerry Falwell, a naked woman, a blind schnauzer, and George W. Bush walk into a bar. The bartender says, “what is this, some kind of joke?!”

•Intro: Welcome to the University of Virginia, the best public university in the nation! All you Hokies out there might wonder what sets the University apart from all the identical Big State Universities in this country. Well, we don’t have freshmen, we have first years. We don’t have a campus, we have The Grounds. We don’t have cows, we have books. And of course, we don’t have a brainless, goose-stepping marching band, we have The Award Winning Virginia Fighting Cavalier Indoor/Outdoor Precision Pep Band!!!

•After Florida State’s recent loss to ACC Football powerhouse UNC, Virginia fans are reassured that there is now someone else who dislikes Ronald Curry and the UNC Tar Heels just as much as we do.

•The Pep Band would like everyone to join us in a game of charades.
-First hint: it’s a four letter word.
-Second: it sounds like truck, and it’s something we all need and we all want.
-Form: LUCK
That’s right, the Virginia Pep Band would like to wish good luck to our team today as they battle Virginia Tech.

•Baseball has voted to eliminate two teams and to move those players to other cities. Players applaud this move as it will make it harder for their ex-wives and illegitimate children to find them.

•Intro: The following presentation may contain violence, adult themes, partial nudity, adult language, whoopee cushions, adult film stars, cottage cheese, and/or potentially humorous situation. Parents, please use discretion before allowing your children to view The Award Winning Virginia Fighting Cavalier Indoor/Outdoor Precision Pep Band!

•Now to familiarize Florida State fans with our own university, let’s compare and contrast UVA and FSU
1. We’re a University, they’re a university
2. We have a football team, they have a football team
3. Our students entered with an average 1310 on their SATs and… well . . . They have a football team.

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